about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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