Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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