what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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