I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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