Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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