what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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