If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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