Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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