I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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