DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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