just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
why is half of my head shaved?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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