i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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