If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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