@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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