it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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