Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Fuck appropriateness.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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