i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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