I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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