If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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