i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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