it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
