Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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