if you like me you must not know who I am
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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