My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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