i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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