a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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