What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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