Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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