He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Houston, we have a squirter
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You. Win. At. Life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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