i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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