Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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