I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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