How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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