do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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