we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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