we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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