Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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