Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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