i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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