Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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