Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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