fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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