you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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