now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize