But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
