You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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