thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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