i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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