She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sorry about my life...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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