is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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