You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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