in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
it glows. i had to have it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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