ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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