And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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