can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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